beauty-and-the-beastmode:

Stop trying to slim them down..
It’s cold out there..
A dude or a chick might need earmuffs.

sky-of-ashes:

Saw this outside my college campus

ultrafunnypictures:

expecto patronum

gudda:

Who doesn’t

dowwnthehatchh:

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

And my first thought was how awkward it would be if a guy stood up and you could see the imprint of his balls on the bench…

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thatswhatmaryjanesaid:

the day is coming when we’ll all have receipts like this

(Source: fluorezcent)